The woman in this picture won’t sleep with you, nor will any of her friends
And this is not solely because she’s
a wooden sex toy,
bound-up/trussed-up
for your use and pleasure
in BDSM fantasies —
NO,
it’s because you’re
an Anti-vaxxer,
a pro-Trumpster,
some other kind of
Steve Bannon looking
fascist pig-creep,
an anti-science moron
who thinks Dr. Fauci is abhorrent
but that Rand Paul
is real smooth mover,
an open carry gun nut with a micro penis,
an idiot with bad credit
and no money
who nonetheless,
eats shitty, fattening over-priced food
purchased at shitty fast food restaurants
5 and a half days a week,
drives a pick-up truck
with huge, yellow
“Don’t Tread on Me” Flag
sticking-up outta the truck bed,
thinks whites are
superior to blacks
including bein’ better than that
Kenyan Manchurian POTUS
who was ruining the country
for 8 years by
wanting us all to be
miscegenation's homosexuals and
taking all our guns and
giving all our tax dollars
to ISIS and black teen gangsters
(b/c “what about black on black crimes!?”)
and baby-murdering libtards and such —
NOPE
the wooden girl ain’t gonna fuck
any of you incel losers,
nor are any live action
versions of Betty White in her prime
or RL woman
who look like these:
But on the plus side
Gallop says
there are more and more
of you pathetic losers
jerking one another off
every day —
so, yeah,
you got that goin’ for you.
