Just Weighing ⁓ Filthy Beauty ⁓ Page 4

Hey Hemingway, Chickenshit Check-Out

Hemingway Was cleaning his shotgun when it accidentally went off and blew his brains out, said his wife.

Young Love & My First Three Marriages

First dates can be kind of tricky, especially when you’re both 13 years old — thank god we didn’t know then, all the shit we’d learn later!

My Camp Lejeune Settlement

I’ve never been to Camp Lejeune. I’ve never served in the military at all.

WATCH: Father strips down to his underwear at school board meeting to expose the foolishness of anti-maskers

For a dad from Texas to strip down to his Calvin Klein's to make a point, unless he’s like me who’ll do anything for a laugh

Bullies in the crosshairs of a righteous, angry soul

For all you Trumpster fascists talking about a new ‘Merican “Civil War,” lest you may have forgotten, we’ve ALL got guns.

I was bottle-fed as a baby

. . . but this is Kore Goddess one of my fav Twitter pals, even though I don’t generally approve of smoking!