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They ain't the good guys, but they are Christians.
Republicans love to wear the white hat and play the hero. A strange role for such decietful, self-serving group.
Life in Trumpistan: Making Americans Gargantuan Assholes
Once upon a time, in a faraway place called Trumpistan, the people were ruled by a single leader, Donald Trump, who had absolute power. The leader was so powerful that he could change reality with a snap of his fingers. One day, he decided that it was too hot and said, "Let there be snow in the middle of summer!" The people started wearing winter coats over their swimsuits. But the leader didn’t care, he was too busy building a giant statue of himself in Capitol.
The GOP Sociopathic Heavenly Caress
Bad politicians are like the Brady bunch. Too cliche, too cheesy, and too out of touch to be relevant, some politicians might even be called criminals.
Ever Notice How "sidekicks" always seem a bit "s l o w"
Although Trump is often the focus, we shouldn’t forget about his companions who have been featured in the media for many things that are worse than what he has done.
Insurrections, Conceptions, & Headline Inseminations
It is touching to observe that individuals are accurately described according to the the love they showed for their country. Those who exhibit fascist behavior are referred to as fascists; those who engage in terrorism are labeled as terrorists; and those who betray their country are identified as traitors. Feel the love of the insurrectionists of January 6th as they indulge in facism, terrorism, and other loving acts.
For the love of Headline Election Erections
Join Ron DeSantis as he leads the GOP on a heartwarming journey into LGBTQ discrimination and thought policing.
Rooting for Tiger Woods to Fail
A jerk I know Roots for Tiger Woods to fail Every chance he gets, And has told himself that God doesn’t mind This cruel focus Because it’s simply factual, Tiger fails, and this pleases my friend Isn’t it grand!