Politicians, Pundits, & Other Parasites
A good politician is as rare as a unicorn.
Everyone involved in US politics becomes a parasitic creature seeking to earn their place amongst the elite and keep their jobs. Even the best of politicians and pundits are forced to bend to the will of the ignorant. They feed on the public’s fears, hopes, and emotions, manipulating them for their own agendas. They exploit the media, the law, and the institutions that are supposed to serve the people. They corrupt the democratic process, the values, and the principles that are supposed to uphold the nation. They are the political parasites that infect the body politic, weakening it from within.
While all politicians bear these traits, the worst of them are Republicans. Republicans are a special form of leech with unlimited ability to drain the life of others for power and financial gain. If you think being a Republican is a good business decision after watching them destroy voting rights for minorities, taking away women's rights to their bodies, and trying to enforce Christian values in law and education, you are truly a psycho. Republicans pat themselves on the back for manipulating voting, lying to voters to pass policies, all while wrapping themselves in the cloak of the Christian.
Liberal politicians have their issues, but conservatives are a horror show!
The Mugshot of King Donald ‘The Dumb’
Trump's mugshot shows the reality of him and the GOP now fueled by anti-democratic members. This photo is portrait the sane would like to forget by his sychophants and supporters won't allow this to happen.
Heartfelt Letters to Republicans
Do you believe Republicans are just vicious, barbaric people who care only about themselves and willingly allow people to suffer? Do you think conservative is just another word for stupid? Well, if so, you're about to see the light with this political party. Read these touchng letters to and from Republicans and learn what the party of life is all about.
Jan 6th Patriots Headline Greatness, “Just kidding around! Sorry!”
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
On January 6th, 2021, a group of “patriots” decided to take democracy into their own hands by storming the United
States Capitol. Their plan? To overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. Unfortunately for them,
their actions were widely condemned and they ended up facing legal consequences. Who knew that breaking the law
could have negative repercussions?
Who knew the Jan 6th Patriots would be called insurrectionists and end up in the headlines ratting out their
comrades.
When Will The Republican GOP Nightmare End?
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
The GOP is a nightmare in which everything good is turned into evil. The song "This Land is Your Land" becomes an becomes a rallying song for the MAGA and Christians who think they are obeying God with their hate. When will the Republican nightmare end?
Think Trump is Bad: Meet The Biden Crime Family
If you are a Republican, you are not a good person. I cannot make this any clearer. You are not a good guy. If you are willfully ignorant because avoiding or rejecting information contradictory to one’s existing beliefs is a deliberate act. Don't confuse willful with simple ignorance, which is the lack of knowledge or awareness of something. The willfully ignorant hold complete awareness of their contradictions or lies.
MAGA Psychos: How Stupidity & Christianity Produced Mini-Trumps
Terry Trueman
11 Minute Or Less Read Time
While Trump is often the main attraction, let’s not neglect his associates who have been in the news for everything from sex with underage persons to spreading lies.
GOP Politics Puked From Headlines After a Bad Florida Trip
Indictment Day for Trump, the MAGA/GOP Nominee 2024
Conservative predictability is a bad thing in politics because it leads to complacency and stifles innovation. Republicans believe they know what is going to happen and are less likely to act to prevent negative outcomes. For example, believing that reducing social welfare will force underprivlidged people to work hard is a predictable response to providing social welfare, despite the abundance of evidence suggesting this approach is harmful. Perhaps most damaging is the predictable voting for terrible leaders in the GOP.
Subtle Headline Reminders of GOP Madness As We Approach 2024
Terry Trueman
12 Minute Or Less Read Time
Like a storm on the horizon, the 2024 election looms, and with it comes the reminder of the tempestuous actions of the Republican party that have shaken the very foundations of America.
More Crazy Political Crap & Worse
Terry Trueman
4 Minute Or Less Read Time
With the collapse of their government, one would assume the Christians of America learned their religion was stupid and to use basic common sense when making law and creating policies but they didn’t and began building a new country based on Christianity but this time they renamed everything “Republican” or “Conservative” and pretended this was somehow different than just calling themselves Christians.
Life in Trumpistan: Making Americans Gargantuan Assholes
Terry Trueman
10 Minute Or Less Read Time
So, the people of Trumpistan began to rise up. They spoke out against their leader and demanded their Christianity be good again. They marched in the streets and sang songs of freedom, praising God. The leader tried to silence them, but their voices only grew louder. In the end, the people of Trumpistan won their freedom and the leader was forced to step down, but only by a narrow victory. The people rejoiced and celebrated their win. They knew that there would be challenges ahead, but they were ready to face them together, as a free and Christian nation.
Sadly, not all stories have a happy ending. In Trumpistan, the people’s fight for freedom was thwarted by their own stupidity that made them believe they were free to be good Christians, yet Christianity is what made them stupid enough to elect Trump in the first place. Completely oblivious to their fatal flaw, they began electing a new leader, Emperor DeSantis, because he too claimed to be a good Christian. The streets were filled with violence and chaos as the people fought for their rights under the new but really the same old thinking that earned their nation the name "Trumpistan." In the end, their efforts were in vain. The leader remained in power and the people were left to live in fear and oppression. Their dreams of a better life were shattered and their hope was lost.
The GOP Sociopathic Brady Bunch Illusion
During the turbulent and changing times of the 60s and 70s, the Brady Bunch presented an unrealistic portrayal of family life that harkened back to the 1950s. Similarly, today’s Republican party seeks to turn back the clock to a time that never truly existed - a time when everyone conformed to a narrow set of social norms and dreamed of living in an idyllic life in suburbia.
Anti-vaxxer Republicans Pay The Price of Herd Imbecility
The GOP thinks your only value as a human is to work. They believe this so much they will lie to you and say vaccines are unsafe and infringe on your human rights. I mean, it’s not like the general population needs protection from infectious diseases or anything, especially while they are at work. No all you need is Jesus and the freedom to work while people are dying!
GOP Misfortune Cookie Politics - You just know it's bad!
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
Take a bite out of these tales that pack a tragic punch for anyone naive enough to trust in the GOP. Remember, nothing spreads misinformation the way bad ideas come wrapped in the crispy, tasteless Republican thought. The GOP’s politics are misfortune cookies - you know it’s going to be bad before you even crack it open!