Here you will find the real conservative news that doesn't apologize for anything and upholds those Christian values no matter who gets hurt. You'll be drunk on trickle-down economics and prolife capital punishment supporters who know that forced birthing is the way to stop women murdering their babies, no matter how many pregnancies end in death for the mother.
Straight from the headlines come GOP stories so powerful you'll feel nauseated and dizzy from all the love!
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More Crazy Political Crap & Worse
Once upon a time, in a faraway place called America, the people were known for their Christian beliefs. They went about their daily lives without a worry in the world. However, they were completely oblivious to the dangers that surrounded them because of their Christianity.
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GOP Misfortune Cookie Politics - You just know it's bad!
Time for some delicious GOP fortune cookie politics that carries all the wisdom of an underpaid factory worker scribbling adages for mindless consumers. Republicans are a factory producing Christian values daily.
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GOP Politics Puked From Headlines After a Bad Florida Trip
Headline evidence that Florida Republicans are the stupidest, most violent, hypocrits the world has ever known. Florida Republicans are the hateful asshats we always knew them to be: the headlines prove it.
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Indictment Day for Trump, the MAGA-GOP Nominee 2024
Christians are prone to a mental fiction propped by their beliefs and more likely to believe information that confirms their existing beliefs (confirmation bias). They make decisions based on faith rather than logic. Ultimately, Christian ignorance and irrationality create predictable political behavior because they lead to biased decision making. Christian biases are systematic errors in thinking that lead them to the same mistakes over and over again.
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Jan 6th Patriots Headline Greatness
Who knew the Jan 6th Patriots would be called insurrectionists and end up in the headlines ratting out their comrades.In a bold move to save democracy has, a group of “patriots” decided to storm the United States Capitol on January 6th, 2021. Their goal? To overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. Because nothing says democracy like rejecting the will of the people, right? Yet, when faced with the consequences of their actions, these patriots were quick to turn on each other. So much for loyalty and brotherhood!
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Subtle Headline Reminders of GOP Madness As We Approach 2024
Ah, the GOP. The gift that keeps on giving. As the 2024 election approaches, let’s not forget the insanity that has plagued America. But who needs sanity when you have the Republican party?
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Anti-vaxxer Republicans Pay The Price of Herd Imbecility
Let’s ignore the fact that vaccines are one of the safest and most effective health interventions for infectious diseases. Who needs to reduce the burden of infectious cases worldwide when you can join the Republicans who oppose their use and actively spread misinformation about their safety? It’s not like there’s any benefit to the vaccines, like saving lives. I mean, who wants to be safe and healthy anyway? Especially when there is business to be conducted!
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Think Trump is Bad: Meet The Biden Crime Family
To be a Republican, one must force themself to believe conflicting ideas that reduce religion and politics to absurdity. There is no way to believe yourself a good Christian and be a Republican since you must agree to refuse to help the poor and sick, which undermines Christian doctrine.
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When Will The Republican GOP Nightmare End?
Conservatives are a nightmare come true. Despite Trumps indictment and millions of other stories about the GOP, Republicans continue their nightmarish politics. Just look at how they are trying implement the same policies as Germany and Japan in the 1930s and 1940s based prejudice and hate. That worked out great! And those Make America Great Again folks? They’re the bad dream of Christian Nationalism. Fascists are fascists, terrorists are terrorists, and traitors are traitors and they are all nightmares!
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