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Puked From the Headlines
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None of that fake news! Just the real GOP and its upstanding, Jesus-lovin’ members. There was a time when you had to read the tabloids if you wanted to laugh at crazy stories. Now you just read the headlines of any media site or turn on the television to find the lunacy of the Republican Party. Whether it’s their insane conspiracy theories, their shameless hypocrisy, their dangerous policies, or their scandalous affairs, the GOP never fails to make you sick with the headlines puking their insanity. They are the laughing stock of the world, and the tragedy of the nation.
Jan 6th Patriots Headline Greatness, “Just kidding around! Sorry!”
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
Puked straight from the headlines: Insurrection!!
In a bold move to save democracy has, a group of “patriots” decided to storm the United States Capitol on January
6th, 2021. Their goal? To overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. Because nothing says “democracy”
like rejecting the will of the people, right? Yet, when faced with the consequences of their actions, these
“patriots” were quick to turn on each other. So much for loyalty and brotherhood!
When Will The Republican GOP Nightmare End?
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
Conservatives are a nightmare come true. Despite Trumps indictment and millions of other stories about the GOP, Republicans continue their nightmarish politics. Just look at how they are trying implement the same policies as Germany and Japan in the 1930s and 1940s based prejudice and hate. That worked out great! And those “Make America Great Again” folks? They’re the bad dream of Christian Nationalism. Fascists are fascists, terrorists are terrorists, and traitors are traitors and they are all nightmares!
Think Trump is Bad: Meet The Biden Crime Family
To be a Republican, one must force themself to believe conflicting ideas that reduce religion and politics to absurdity. There is no way to believe yourself a good Christian and be a Republican since you must agree to refuse to help the poor and sick, which undermines Christian doctrine.
GOP Politics Puked From Headlines After a Bad Florida Trip
Indictment Day for Trump, the MAGA/GOP Nominee 2024
Conservative predictability is a bad thing in politics because it leads to complacency and stifles innovation. Republicans believe they know what is going to happen and are less likely to act to prevent negative outcomes. For example, believing that reducing social welfare will force underprivlidged people to work hard is a predictable response to providing social welfare, despite the abundance of evidence suggesting this approach is harmful. Perhaps most damaging is the predictable voting for terrible leaders in the GOP.
Subtle Headline Reminders of GOP Madness As We Approach 2024
Terry Trueman
12 Minute Or Less Read Time
The 2024 election is coming up and we shouldn’t forget all the crazy things that the Republicans have done.
More Crazy Political Crap & Worse
Terry Trueman
4 Minute Or Less Read Time
The new Capital Building creaked and groaned under their weight, but the Christians of America paid no attention and continued adding their nonsense to the building in the form of lobbyists and congressional representatives. Suddenly, the Capital began collapsing and everyone, even the non-Christians were hurt in the falling building.
Anti-vaxxer Republicans Pay The Price of Herd Imbecility
Let’s ignore the fact that vaccines are one of the safest and most effective health interventions for infectious diseases. Who needs to reduce the burden of infectious cases worldwide when you can join the Republicans who oppose their use and actively spread misinformation about their safety? It’s not like there’s any benefit to the vaccines, like saving lives. I mean, who wants to be safe and healthy anyway? Especially when there is business to be conducted!
GOP Misfortune Cookie Politics - You just know it's bad!
Terry Trueman
7 Minute Or Less Read Time
Time for some delicious GOP fortune cookie politics that carries all the wisdom of an underpaid factory worker scribbling adages for mindless consumers. Republicans are a factory producing Christian values daily.