Puked straight from the headlines: Insurrection!!
In a bold move to save democracy has, a group of “patriots” decided to storm the United States Capitol on January
6th, 2021. Their goal? To overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. Because nothing says “democracy”
like rejecting the will of the people, right? Yet, when faced with the consequences of their actions, these
“patriots” were quick to turn on each other. So much for loyalty and brotherhood!
Conservatives are a nightmare come true. Despite Trumps indictment and millions of other stories about the GOP,
Republicans continue their nightmarish politics. Just look at how they are trying implement the same policies as
Germany and Japan in the 1930s and 1940s based prejudice and hate. That worked out great! And those “Make America
Great Again” folks? They’re the bad dream of Christian Nationalism. Fascists are fascists, terrorists are
terrorists, and traitors are traitors and they are all nightmares!
To be a Republican, one must force themself to believe conflicting ideas that reduce religion and politics to
absurdity. There is no way to believe yourself a good Christian and be a Republican since you must agree to refuse
to help the poor and sick, which undermines Christian doctrine.
Conservative predictability is a bad thing in politics because it leads to complacency and stifles innovation.
Republicans believe they know what is going to happen and are less likely to act to prevent negative outcomes. For
example, believing that reducing social welfare will force underprivlidged people to work hard is a predictable
response to providing social welfare, despite the abundance of evidence suggesting this approach is harmful.
Perhaps most damaging is the predictable voting for terrible leaders in the GOP.
The 2024 election is coming up and we shouldn’t forget all the crazy things that the Republicans have done.
The new Capital Building creaked and groaned under their weight, but the Christians of America paid no attention
and continued adding their nonsense to the building in the form of lobbyists and congressional representatives.
Suddenly, the Capital began collapsing and everyone, even the non-Christians were hurt in the falling building.
Let’s ignore the fact that vaccines are one of the safest and most effective health interventions for infectious
diseases. Who needs to reduce the burden of infectious cases worldwide when you can join the Republicans who
oppose their use and actively spread misinformation about their safety? It’s not like there’s any benefit to the
vaccines, like saving lives. I mean, who wants to be safe and healthy anyway? Especially when there is business to
Time for some delicious GOP fortune cookie politics that carries all the wisdom of an underpaid factory worker
scribbling adages for mindless consumers. Republicans are a factory producing Christian values daily.