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Heartfelt Letters to Republicans
The Republican family is the party of love and life. Learn all about the real conservatives that liberals just love to bash in these touching letters to and from Republicans.
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The Drinking of Politics: If you can’t drink heavily, at least drink lightly.
The dangers of drinking and discussing politics with your MAGA relatives.
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Life in Trumpistan: Making Americans Gargantuan Assholes
Once upon a time, in a faraway place called Trumpistan, the people were ruled by a single leader, Donald Trump, who had absolute power. The leader was so powerful that he could change reality with a snap of his fingers. One day, he decided that it was too hot and said, 'Let there be snow in the middle of summer!' The people started wearing winter coats over their swimsuits. But the leader didn’t care, he was too busy building a giant statue of himself in Capitol. The people of Trumpistan were so used to following orders that they didn’t even question the sudden change in their religion. They just went about their daily lives, praying to Jesus while performing atrocities for their leader, Trump. But one day, a brave citizen stood up and said, 'This is ridiculous! We can’t live like this!' And the leader just laughed and said, 'Of course you can, because I said so.' And so the people continued to live in their hypocritical world, never daring to question their leader’s decisions.
Deep down, the people of Trumpistan knew something was wrong. They longed for the freedom to make their own choices and to live in a world where religion made sense. So they began to whisper among themselves, sharing their dreams of a better life. And slowly but surely, a spark of hope was ignited in their hearts. They realized that together, with the power of Jesus, they had the power to change their world and to create a brighter future for themselves and their children.
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MAGA Psychos: How Stupidity & Christianity Produced Mini-Trumps
While Trump is often the main attraction, let’s not neglect his associates who have been in the news for everything from sex with underage persons to spreading lies.
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The GOP Sociopathic Brady Bunch Illusion
In the turbulent changing 60s and 70s, the Brady bunch was an unrealistic throw-back to the fifties, which is the Republican party of today with its desire to turn back the clock to the make-believe time when everyone was a straight hardworking, husband or dutiful wife, 2.5 kids in suberbia, and Negro to mow the lawn, and everyone was a happy Christian.
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The Mugshot of King Donald ‘The Dumb’
Trump's mug shot will be a sad historical artifact that will likely be used to show how the United States devolved into an authoritarian state. Find out why so many people voted for this insane, stupid man.
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Conservative Polarizing Stupidity in the 2024 Election
Political polarization has become a defining characteristic of American politics, leading to a deeply divided nation. Explore the impact of conservative polarizing stupidity and its detrimental effects on trust in institutions, legislative progress, and critical issues. As the 2024 election approaches, it's crucial to understand the consequences and work towards a more inclusive and productive future.
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