Both Christianity and Zombieism share similarities, such as their undead nature. While zombies are undead creatures, Christians appear like undead due to their brain dead state. Learn about the frightening world of the living brain dead.
Both Christianity and Zombieism share similarities, such as their undead nature. While zombies are undead creatures, Christians appear like undead due to their brain dead state. Learn about the frightening world of the living brain dead.
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Would you rather be a zombie or a Christian?
If you can believe the bizare story of Christianity then you can believe anything. Learn why being a zombie is better than being a Christian.
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10 Ways Christians are Worse Than Zombies
There are many ways that Zombies are better than Christians and this article will show you why. Learn how Christianity is a mindless religion that leads to negative outcomes.
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20 Ways Christians are Like Zombies
There are many similarities between Christians and zombies. Learn how these two groups act and NOT think alike.
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Zombification Via Christianity
Empty your mind and embrace conformity with this guide to Christian zombification. Learn how to relinquish your freewill and become a perfect Christian zombie.
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Republican Christian-Fascist Zombies
They wave flags, drone on about Jesus, and mutter 'prolife', all the while pushing policies that harm the poor and help the rich.
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Nothing reveals Christian Zombie MAGAs better than their support for Trump and his felonious friends. You would have to be a completely brain-dead Christian Zombie MAGA to support Trump and his ilk.
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Christian Blind Faith Turns People into Zombies
Without forethought, Christians can become zombies, mindlessly following the herd, and losing their individuality, becoming dangerous to themselves and all those around them.
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Christianity to Zombies: Understanding the Unbelievable
The leap from Christianity to zombies is not as far-fetched as it may seem. Learn how naiveness and lack of critical thinking can lead to the unbelievable.
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3 Simple Ways to Avoid Becoming a Christian Zombie
You don't have to become a Christian zombie. Learn how to maintain your mental and physical freedom by resisting Christian dogma.
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