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Conservative News that makes you touch yourself and then deny you did it, just like a Christian.

Support for ‘desperate’ DeSantis sinks as COVID death toll surpasses his election margin of victory: columnist

Andrew Cuomo has a resignation speech, (only used once) It’ll need a few minor revisions, after all he groped women, all you did was kill tens of thousands. Bonus coverage, I hear they’re hiring: Rudy Giuliani signs up with Cameo’s celebrity messaging service as legal bills mount

WATCH: Sturgis biker bursts out coughing as he tells CNN why he won’t get the COVID vaccine

Ahhh...timing. It isn’t always everything, but sometimes it doesn’t have to be “Ride Fast and Live Forever” You betcha!! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!! Bonus headline coverage: Republicans ramp up the racism to deflect blame for COVID surge

Meghan McCain exits ‘The View’ but may have tainted it forever.

I once had a dream about an orgy where Meghan and Rachel Maddow and I were all together ... You wanna talk “tainting,” try some of that shit P.S. NOTHING about “The View” could possibly be “forever.”

Trump supporter enraged by Biden’s victory attacked elderly couple with golf club — and now he can’t vote again

Civil War 2.0 unleashed by the unvaccinated, historically moronic and outraged true believers in the Tangerine Imbecile, is heating-up. You know who I mean, the anti-vaxxers, the anti-science, the climate-change deniers, the bible-thumping fundamentalist dopes who think the earth is only a couple years older than, Jesus and whose idea of Jesus as God’s son includes him growing limbs back on dead people, zooming up into the clouds like the superhero he was, and being their best buddy. You know them, the 2nd amendment clowns whose only other constitutional interest will soon be “I plead the 5th” for their ongoing efforts at insurrection. Constitutionalist-truthers who’ve never read ANY of the document. They are racist, fascist true believers in prosperity gospel and in beating the shit out of any elderly couple with a golf club because you disagree with them. Yep, Civil War 2.0 is heating up, pick your golf club, killers, and let’s go!

Judge rips Trump supporter who stormed Capitol: ‘Your vote doesn’t count any more than anyone else's.

Oh, but I beg to differ yer honorableness, See, I’m white and I’m mad about pretty much everything. If you can’t see this obvious truth yer a snowflake, libtard idiot yer honorableness...Can I go home now? MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!!!

Trump’s support begins melting like a snowball in hell.

We sure hope so. And yet, even with the Tangerine Imbecile going, going, not quite yet gone, what remains are legions of idiots or sadists or both holding fond feelings of fascist/racist attachment, unable to see, much less to own, their ugly, evil madness.

Relax Trump fans — the 2020 election wasn’t even close.

Not to put too fine a point on it T***psters, but the Tangerine Imbecile doesn’t even make the top 10 list of questionable POTUS election outcomes. Face it: you want an authoritarian system with a straw “strong man” leader who you think cares about you, because you’re too fuckin’ stupid to see what’s playing out right in front of your eyes. Enjoy your Covid deaths and sufferings. MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!

Trump-endorsed candidate knew she was in trouble after seeing mask-wearing voters showing up to polls.

And this was fuckin’ TEXAS mind you ... Oops.

‘Both sides’ journalism isn’t even journalism — at this point, it’s Republican propaganda

STOP trying to chat with the beast When your self-described reasonable, “adult,” conservative friends and family insist on compromise and meeting in the middle, they sound so sincere and so sure of their “rightness.” I mean, after all, isn’t compromising at the core of fairness and justice? Isn’t listening to the other, giving a little and getting a little in return the grown-up, civilized way of behaving? Well, yeah, usually, but since you fuckin’ asked, like Churchill said in regards talking to find a peaceful solution in WW2, “You don’t negotiate with a tiger when your head is in its jaws!” Samesies here, Chuckles Todd and everyone else in your fair and balanced clown car, “The only good fascist is a dead one.” You don’t meet serial killers “in the middle.” You got any further questions?

‘Way beyond the pale’: Legal experts call for Trump to be prosecuted after latest bombshell NY Times report.

It would be hilarious if it weren’t so disastrous, the Tangerine Imbecile continues to con his way out of responsibility, consequences, and into the hearts of the stupid & the willfully ignorant, just as he’s been doing since he was 5 years old. Slide over Caligula we’ve found your spiritual, moral and pathological twin.

The country is failing to face the rage of Donald T***p’s supporters — and the result is mass death

When living in an insane environment reacting to that insanity is challenging ; the “how” of reacting will likely vary based on your personality and style; here’s my preferred approach: This morning, sitting on the toilet minding my own biz (even while taking care if it,) I glanced down and moving across the tile floor, in front of my bare feet, heading south, was a tiny crawling insect, smaller, I think, than even a flea. I kept my eye on him and when I was finished still watching the little guy, I rose, pulled up my shorts and stepped carefully around him, making sure not to squish him by accident or otherwise. He wasn’t hurting anyone, and while I’d prefer he was living his life outside, I had no need, desire or justification to harm or kill him. Yet if every MAGA fascist in America, spreading this plague along with their hateful, prideful rhetoric while refusing to be vaccinated, dies a terrible, painful death, gasping like a dying fish lying on the hot sand, for their Tangerine Imbecile of a leader, I won’t bat an eye. I can love and cherish life and loath and fight evil, all at the same time; it’s not that complicated for me, nor, do I suspect, is it for them — Game on MAGA: your motto, “Kill the kids to own the libs” vs mine “the only good fascist is a dead one.”

‘This is INSANE’: GOP’s Thomas Massie dares Capitol police to arrest his staffers.

You have to go to this site and look at this guy’s picture to understand, in the deepest part of your soul how much of present-day Republican identity is formed by never really quite “making it” in h.s. and never realizing this truth and therefore never being able to fix it.

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